shepherdnicklr

Oct 16 2009

Grinds my gears #2

Well, not so much grinds my gears, but it annoys me when people don’t stick to simple computing spelling for terms.

Par Examplé:

It’s DIALOG for a pop up that requires a response;

It’s DIALOGUE for conversation between two people.

It’s PROGRAM for describing a computer application;

It’s PROGRAMME for a TV show (or a musical concert etc.)

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Sep 23 2009
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Sep 18 2009

RadgerBadger's interpretation of an email

100 Millions Dolla in your accounts likes if you send me 20 sausand pounds ONLY into the Nigerian bank of Nigeria in Nigeria. Once the funds has been changed into weapons we will put the money into the ATM center in the house. You are warned that if you to speak to the polizst then your funds will get transferred to the Sierra Leone bank of Mexico and we will charge you 200 Millions Dolla to get your 20 sausand pounds ONLY back into your Nigerian bank account from Nigeria.

I look behind to listening to me.

Dr You Must Think I’m Dull As Fuck

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From: “Dr. Harris Conklins” <atmcard11@un.net>
Sent: Monday, September 14, 2009 3:23 PM
To: “undisclosed-recipients:”
Subject: Re:

Our Ref: FGN/SNT/RAL
Your Ref: SNT/ATM/822
Email: dr.harris@gala.net


Attn:

I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and
confirmations are correct, Therefore we are happy to inform you that
arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as
possible and in our bid to transparency.

It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Card Number: 5428050011004432
have been approved in your favor, The ATM Card Value is $315,810.00 USD
(Three Hundred and Fifteen Thousand, Eight Hundred and Ten USD Only)

You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $5,000.00 USD is
permitted on withdrawal per day and are duly Inter Switch so you can make
withdrawal in any location and ATM Center of your choice.

We have concluded delivery arrangement with the ups courier services.
Please note that the UPS Courier Company is fully insured by Nicon
Insurance Corporation.

Please you advice to pay for the delivery cost of your parcel which is
($110.00USD) so that I will know how to proceed, and please be informed
that the delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after
our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you know that the
delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery
documents to avoid being delayed by customs.

Treat urgently and note that your ATM Card is ready and available for
dispatch to you, send me your phone number so i can give you a call for
more details.
Contact email address to recievered your ATM CARD dr.harris@gala.net

Regards,
Dr. Harris Conklin
HEAD OF INTENTIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
Tel: Tel: +234 7059520544
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Sep 16 2009

I cannot tell you how much I hate uneducated American MORONs.

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Aug 06 2009
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Grinds my gears #1

Do you know what really grinds my gears? It must have been twice this morning on the widest pavement in Swansea - Princess Way where people are so ignorant they cross the line of the path you are walking without any real awareness of what they’re doing, so much that you have to move out of the way. I understand on a normal sized pavement there’s generally only enough room for 2 or 3 people, but when the pavement can fit nearly 10 people wide (as a guesstimate) and when no one else is on it, do they feel compelled to walk in exactly the same path that I am whilst coming towards me? How can you be so ignorant?

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Aug 02 2009
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Jun 16 2009
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I freakin’ love this. Just the photo is bloody amazing too - and I always forget how to find it again, so I am posting it here so I can always find it :D

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Jun 11 2009
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